Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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