Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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