Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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