i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
