Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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