I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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