5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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