Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Randomize