I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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