I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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