It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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