It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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