so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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