I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Pooping to opera.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
