I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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