Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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