Ambien. No doubt about it.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Randomize
