That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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