yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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