idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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