That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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