She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
