real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
if i can run in heels then i can drive
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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