I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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