Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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