Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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