I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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