i don't like sucking hair
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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