Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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