why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
