If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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