He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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