My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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