No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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