There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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