Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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