I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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