I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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