do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Fuck appropriateness.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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