just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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