I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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