i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
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would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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