I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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