My first STD was from a foam party
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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