My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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