Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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