I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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