I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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