apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
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I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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