it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
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Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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