how hairy? two words: wookie tits
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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