im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
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I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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