Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
This house was built for laser tag.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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