You made me cry and you don't even care
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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