Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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