Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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